Monday, October 6, 2008
The Dark Side of the Moon
Elder K and Elder Statesman (RL) had tracked their golf scores in their other golf lives- but very few if any other members of the tour had ever engaged in that process. Jackie was confident with only 4 handicaps he had set even into week 8 (event 4). He had to feel pretty good about Peter's, Roy's, John's, and his own handis- because he had played enough golf with this subgroup of players in his lifetime to reasonably predict their relative scores. The only member of this group that got screwed was Peter. Over the course of 2 dozen or more rounds Peter had consistently played 1 to 3 strokes higher than Mike and John. (In fact in Jackie's original handicap configuration Peter's handi was a full 3 strokes higher than Mike and John- too bad Peter missed the first round and couldn't take advantage of the opportunity.)
The others were going to be harder to calibrate. For the K brothers, Jackie had a only small window of observation and needed to rely heavily on the reports from each brother as to their relative golfing prowess. Add to that the counsel of JMT rule guru RL, and Jackie settled on matching handicaps for the Koyamas. Jason was left shaking his head and Elder K could be seen smirking behind a plate of crab legs as Jackie confirmed that they would share a handicap after round one. Young K was betrayed by his own sweet swing which probably influenced Jackie in this decision. On the first tee at Rolling Hills, John and Mike stood watching as Young K got off his tee shot. They marvelled at the sweet fluid motion, which wound up dooming Young K to a season of perpetual frustration.
It wasn't until the 5th event of the year that Margie and DYoung had scores that varied from each other. Fittingly they shared a handicap that has received the greatest attention on the tour. Given that Margy goes into the final event as the tour's highest ranked player and that DYoung has scored a major victory, the controversy is not surprising. But consider this. Prior to Lowville, Jackie posted probable handicap changes for '09. Margy and DYoung's handicap would change by one stroke COMBINED. All the other golfers can whine and complain, but this is hard evidence that Jackie got their handicaps right all along.
For all the moaning and handicap complaining, also consider that the average change in handicap for the eight players mentioned above is two strokes. Given how difficult setting fair handicaps was going to be at the outset of the tour- Jackie and his advisors deserve a pat on their collective backs for their work in this regard as well.
As per rules and regulations/policies and procedures histroy may not be as kind- that'll be the next stop on this little judgemnet train.
(Tom was not mentioned- but he deserves a blog posting all of his own-so we'll save that for another day.)
JMT: Golf Tour or American Daytime Talk Show Fodder?!?
Case Study for first Semester: The Kingpin, Jackie Moon himself.
Although most tour members are at least somewhat aware of why Jackie invented the tour in the first place, most fans of the league are in the dark regarding the original motivation. It was a gesture of friendship, an act of compassion coupled by some natural tendencies of pioneering, and leadership. That this description lacks any meaningful detail is intentional. The ideas mentioned are significant. This is the side of Jackie that faces east in the morning. The JMT was not a brainchild of Jackie's- this undertaking was born in his heart.
A project as large in scope and ambition as a nine-member, 13 event golf tour should not be underestimated. Securing membership turned out to be a fairly simple process, and there's already reason to believe the tour will grow in its sophmore year. Figuring out a schedule came easily enough. The first event co-incided with the start of the season and the bi-weekly schedule made sense for many reasons. Jackie can be applauded also for his work not only for finding venues with decent playing conditions, but also for booking tee times immediately into twilight hours to ensure the tour could carry out one of its initial objectives to provide good value for its members. In these respects the JMT is a resounding success, and historians will fondly look back at 2008.
After this blogger gets some work done- we'll return to examine some of the uglier aspects of year one: handicaps and regulations.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Peanut Profile

Margaret MinKyung Kahng
Born: 1973 .09.25, Seoul Korea
Height/Weight: 5'3"/unknown
Years golfing: 8
Best round: 105 @ Richmond Hill GC
Strengths: consistency off the tee
Struggles: staying committed through her putts
Best finish on the JMT (as of 07/29): solo 2nd @ Watson's Glen
Favourite colour: red
Favourite movie: My Name is Kim Sam Soon
Most important contribution to the JMT: My Name is Kim Bap Controversy
Interesting facts: Despite the glut of Korean superstars, Peanut's golf role-model is Lorena Ochoa. Says MK: "she's the epitome of grace under pressure & I love how her name rolls off your tongue" ; MK's goal for this year is "to reverse my reverse pivot & hit 105 again!!" and hopes to be remembered for having "the BEST kimbap on the Jackie Moon Tour!"
Points to Ponder I
In a follow-up communique he stated:
"Initially we said that we would take the points from the 4 majors plus 6 best other rounds to make up the total points. Since we have a total of 13 rounds, this means that you can miss 3 rounds or if you play all 13, you can count out your worst 3 rounds. Since some of our members are doing well (John Choi), they are purposely missing rounds knowing it will make no difference in their total score.
So I decided to change it so that we take points from all 13 rounds."
Tour members chimed in to record record numbers of message board postings on countless JMT websites. FTF reporters threw out these lines of ponderment:
1. Jackie's statements suggest that playing on the tour is some kind of chore. This writer has always preferred a round of golf to doing dishes or ironing. I would've ventured a guess that ALL tour members would choose to be on the course for each and every event, and when a member misses- it's only due to unavoidable circumstances... FTF reached John for comment on this point:
FTF: Did you purposely choose to skip Maples of Ballentrae because you were doing well in the standings?
John: Heck no. I love golf. I love being out there with all the guys (and Margy). There are very few things that would stand in the way of me playing week in and week out. The truth is i'm surprised i've been able to make it out to 5 events so far- after the 3rd or 4th round this year- every time out's been a bonus! Definitely not sitting out events because of points or standings- i'd choose to play in between events if i could.
2. Peter JD Park ruminates:
" Wow, Wow, wow, this is a huge change.
I don’t know if this is fair either…"
Peter's probably aware that the 4 major sports leagues in N.A. have board of governors meetings in the off-season to discuss possible rule changes. They do this because it would be unfair to change the rules in the middle of the season.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Bark or Bite?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Taking Out the Garbage
In the early days of the league e-mails would pinball back and forth more often Picchu relieves himself on the hardwood, more frequently than Margy books rounds of golf... for now the trash talk seems limited to a vow by Peter John Daly Park to completely destroy the field at Glen Cedars... He reports playing some of his best golf of the year recently at a non-tour event in Weston On, and Jackie's been heard hyping up Petey's stronger wrists- FTF won't try to decifer the connection b/w him shifting his address and strengthing his wrists...
After the predictions debacle following Watson's Glen, FTF will refrain from going out on any limbs this week... the unusual venue at WG lead to the league's 2 highest handicappers walking away with the top two spots on the leaderboard- while the 2 lowest handicappers were shut out of points (despite Young K's relatively impressive score)...
Is this the week John Daly finally breaks through and improves his place in the overall points list?
Will Young K finally break par and return to the winner's circle?
Will D Young and Peanut be able to ride the wave of momentum from WG and continue their march up the overall points list?
The previous round marked the first time Elder K was denied any points-will he bounce back, or is this the beginning of the end for someone who once held the Tiger of the JMT mantle?
Between Jackie and Roy, who's the most due to become the next first-time winner on tour? Jackie's rounding into form while Roy's been fairly consistent week in week out... guess we'll find out in a few days...
Monday, July 14, 2008
Ever try bbq'ed crow?
In an interview Young explained what has turned his game around. "I've really tried to slow down my swing- it's really helped". Ironically, Young credits this change in his approach to Roy, who has yet to win on tour this year.
As for the rest of the pack, Young K. had the best overall round shooting a respectable 93 on what proved to be a tough course, despite lipping out putts on 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 16, and 17 . Peanut just missed shooting par and shot up the overall points race all the way up to 3rd with a second place finish, despite not only making kim-bap (thank God!), but also generating computerized indivualized, peronalized, specialized labels. The other highlight of the afternoon was that Tom completed the day without a DNP or WD beside his name. The biggest disappointment was the absence of tour fan-favourite John Daly. Elder K. watched his grip on first overall slip away and now sits 2nd overall, while Jackie leapfrogged over Roy to sit tied with Young at 4th overall.
Here are your final scores from the weekend:
1. Young Lee -2
2. Margaret Kahng +1
T3. Mike Shim +3
T3. John Choi +3
5. Roy Lee +7
Missed Cut
6. Jason Koyama +9
7. Derek Koyama +13
8. Tom Lee +29
DNP
Peter Park
Friday, July 11, 2008
Predictions
The Usual Suspects:
There's one name that's synonymous with excellent golf on the tour- Koyama. Elder K and Young K have racked up a total 6 combined top 3 finishes already this season and are both in the top 3 in the overall scoring race. Look for Elder K to maintain his dominance of the tour this weekend. His showing during his practice round at Watson's Glen was a mere blip. Young K's season has been disappointing (by his standards) since he won the historical first tournament back in April. Look for Young K to break out of his mini slump at the Not Quite British.
Better Luck Next Time:
Unlike the other members of the tour Young and John have not played a round since their last tournaments. Young has practised and has steadily improved so look for him to challenge, but he's got no real chance of winning this weekend. For John, his reality will be what we all learned in Stats 101- regression towards the mean! what does that mean? the golf gods are mean- after exptreme scores in previous rounds (missed cut in week one, 1st place at St. Andrew's) John's due for a disaster. Look for him to finish T5 or worse this weekend.
The Dark Horses:
Moses is considered a wild card each time he goes out. Self-proclaimed as regularly shooting in the 80's we're not sure if he meant full length golf courses or if he meant the first nine holes at Dentonia. In any case he's capable of winning the whole thing if he can ever finish one round of golf.
Roy has the skill set to go low. He's faired reasonably well so far but has failed to get over the top. Look for Roy to finish 2nd or 3rd.
The real sleeper is Kangsy (or Kahngsy as she prefers to be called). Peanut had a red score her last time out. She's been playing 63 rounds of golf in between tournaments and there are rumours she will change her pregame routine favouring rest and putting practice over chopping veggies and rolling rice. This spells trouble for all other players on tour.
...and the winner is:
Jackie Moon!
Jackie's been patiently waiting in the wings having preplanned when he would win his 1st tournament. He knew if he won off the bat that all tour members would get wise that the entire league has been set up so he could hoist the Full Moon trophy at season's end. With nearly half the year's events goneby, he's ready to make his move. Jackie was part of the "scouting" crew who've alrerady played Watson's Glen. Jackie conveneniently arranged for arch-nemesis John Daly to miss this event to prevent any unneccessary distractions (no-one will be yelling Jamaican profanities in this week's final round). Jackie's gotten in a few rounds of golf since his disappointing round at the Granite Club. This is Jackie's week to finish at number 1 and steal, er... earn the 20 points up that were supposedly up for grabs.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Looking back...
The Inaugural Invitational (event #1)
April 19, 2008
Rolling Hills Golf Club, Stouville ON
1. Jason Koyama +5
2. Mike Shim +10
T3. Derek Koyama +11
T3. Margaret Kahng +11
5. Roy Lee +13
Missed Cut
6. John Choi +21
DNP
Peter Park
Tom Lee
Young Lee
The Wind Rain and Cold Open (event #2)
May 10, 2008
The Highlands Golf Club, Bradford ON
1. Derek Koyama +3
T2. Jason Koyama +9
T2. Roy Lee +94. Mike Shim +13
5. Peter Park +14
Missed Cut
T6. Margaret Kahng +17
T6. Young Lee +17
DNP
John Choi
Tom Lee
The Kraft Nabisco Masters Championship (event #3, major#1)
May 24, 2008
St. Andrew's golf and Country Club, Aurora ON
1. John Choi -2
2. Derek Koyama +3
3. Peter Park +4
4. Roy Lee +6
T5. Margaret Kahng +8
T5. Young Lee +8
Missed Cut
7. Jason Koyama +17
8. Mike Shim +18
DNP
Tom Lee
The Short but Sweet Invitational (event#4)
June 14, 2008
The Granite Golf Club, Milton ON
1. John Choi -6
2. Derek Koyama -3
3. Margaret Kahng -1
4. Mike Shim +5
T5. Jason Koyama +7
T5. Roy Lee +7
Missed Cut
T7. Peter Lee +8
T7. Tom Lee +8
DNP
Young Lee
As of July 10, 2008 the JMGT Overall Scoring Race reads as follows:
1. Derek 35 pts
2. John 30 pts
3. Jason 16.5 pts
4. Roy 13.5 pts
5. Mike 13 pts
6. Peter 11 pts
7. Margaret 9 pts
8. Young 1 pt
9. Tom 0 pts
The most obvious trend is that the quality of play has improved drastically from tournament to tournament. In the first event the top 6 players combined to score 71 over par. The following event produced a combined total of the top six of +65. At the relatively difficult St. Andrew's, the top six players combined for a total of +27. And if that wasn't impressive enough, the Granite club produced a single digit total of a mere 9 over. The top three scored in red numbers. So as anticipation grows as the weekend approaches, tomorrow we'll take a look through the various blogs to see who's being picked to grab the extra points available!
Monday, July 7, 2008
Who's who?
Can Young Koyama be Anthony Kim?
A pretty brash suggestion considering what Anthony Kim had accomplished during the previous weekend. (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3475470)
Anthony Kim? That would be me- common denominator: 2 wins baby!
Young Koyama, you are Adam Scott- young, dashing, all the good looks BUT only one win on the tour this year.
Elder Koyama is Tiger Woods leading the JMGT's version of the FedEx Points.
Roy is the JMGT's Kenny Perry.
Peter has dibs on John Daly.
Young is Charlie Wi.
Margaret reminds me of a bunch of LPGA'ers- but maybe we should go with MiHyun Kim cause she has the best nickname- Peanut!
We can Jackie, Mr. Finchem if we ever get called to the principal's office.
I'll let you know Tom's alter ego after Watson's Glen.
Speaking of Watson's Glen, http://www.watsonsglen.com/, this is the site of the JMGT's 5th tour event and 2nd major.
This links style course is likely to give members all they can handle. It was awarded the major tournament as tour brass sought a challenging course that would parallel the PGA's British Open. Hole 18 at WG was voted one of the "Top 18 holes in the GTA" by the Golfers Choice Awards from 2005 through 2008. Several tour members have been out to "survey" the course. Yup, we have a few Phil Mickelsons in the league, guess we'll find out Saturday if their preparations will pay off.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
a tour's not a tour unless you can find it on the web...
One day in this space maybe we'll explore how and why the tour was born... the biographies of the tour's budding young superstars... maybe feature some interesting golf stats... but for now we'll simply launch the existence of the tour on the web by celebrating all that this league- still in its infancy- represents to all its fans: exciting final day races on public courses at twilight tee times; whining and crying about handicaps; the emergence of Adidas/Rebok as a real threat to Nike dominance; and most importantly- kim-bap.
In a recent correspondence by the Commissioner, the reverend Moon posed the following questions as the tour gears up for its 5th event and 2nd major of the still young season:
1) Will John win his second major in a bid for a grand slam?
2) Will Elder Koyama play better than the practice round last week?
3) Will Young Koyama or Margaret come through after all the practice (even in Niagara Falls) this past week?
4) Can Moses last more than 9 holes? Does he have a bar mistba to get to before or after the golf game?
Adding to that list of questions:
5) Will there be any movement on the season points leaderboard? And can Peter afford to miss a major??
6) Will Tom show up in a suit?
7) Will Margy bring kim-bap??
As always members are invited to post their predictions or any other thoughts they may have...