Sunday, July 6, 2008

a tour's not a tour unless you can find it on the web...

Strip away the multi-million dollar purses, the billion dollar television deal, the subpar scores- replace Tiger Woods with Elder Koyama, John Daly with Peter Park, and Tim Finchem with Jackie Moon and what've you got? That's right- the most promising new sports league since the XFL- the JMGT.


One day in this space maybe we'll explore how and why the tour was born... the biographies of the tour's budding young superstars... maybe feature some interesting golf stats... but for now we'll simply launch the existence of the tour on the web by celebrating all that this league- still in its infancy- represents to all its fans: exciting final day races on public courses at twilight tee times; whining and crying about handicaps; the emergence of Adidas/Rebok as a real threat to Nike dominance; and most importantly- kim-bap.


In a recent correspondence by the Commissioner, the reverend Moon posed the following questions as the tour gears up for its 5th event and 2nd major of the still young season:


1) Will John win his second major in a bid for a grand slam?
2) Will Elder Koyama play better than the practice round last week?
3) Will Young Koyama or Margaret come through after all the practice (even in Niagara Falls) this past week?
4) Can Moses last more than 9 holes? Does he have a bar mistba to get to before or after the golf game?


Adding to that list of questions:
5) Will there be any movement on the season points leaderboard? And can Peter afford to miss a major??

6) Will Tom show up in a suit?

7) Will Margy bring kim-bap??


As always members are invited to post their predictions or any other thoughts they may have...

1 comment:

Young Koyama said...

Nothing screams legitimacy like a blog.
Can Young Koyama be Anthony Kim?